A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends
$5,000.00
and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving
she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old
do
you think I am?"
"About 32," the clerk replies.
"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
the same question.
She replies, "I'd guess about 29".
The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47."
Now she is feeling really good about herself.
Then while waiting for the bus home, she asks a nice older man the same
question.
He replies, "I'm 68 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young
there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to
let me put my hands down your panties. Then I can tell exactly how old
you
are."
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best
of
the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead."
The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins to feel around.
After a couple of minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?"
He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."
Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?"
The old man replies with a satisfied smile, "I was standing behind you
at
McDonalds."