Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow-down in the overall
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
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Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
Operating System.
Try to enter the command: "C:/I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME" to
download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install
Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, though, that overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring
Loudly 10.8.
Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support.
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow-down in the overall
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
Operating System.
Try to enter the command: "C:/I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME" to
download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install
Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, though, that overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring
Loudly 10.8.
Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support.
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